Welcome to West Virginia, where the mountains are steep, the views are jaw-dropping, and everyone seems to know your name—even if you’ve never met. If you’re trying to spot a true local, it’s not as simple as looking for someone with a banjo or a coal miner’s helmet. Here’s how you can tell a real West Virginian from just a visitor, faster than you can say “Mountain Mama.”
They’ll Greet You With a “Y’all” and a Smile.
If you hear someone say “Y’all” in the friendliest way possible, you’ve just met a true West Virginian. It’s not a “you all” situation here—it’s just “y’all” as a term of endearment. It’s like an automatic handshake, and they expect you to throw it back with a warm, “Hey, y’all!”
They’re Not Scared of a Little Mud.
West Virginians are no strangers to mud. Whether it’s from a recent rainstorm, a muddy hiking trail, or a farm field, if you see someone in boots with a little bit of dirt, don’t worry—it’s just part of their daily life. A true local will wear that mud like a badge of honor, proving they’ve been out exploring the mountains.
They Talk About “The Holler” Like It’s a Sacred Place.
Mentioning “the holler” is a dead giveaway. If they refer to their home as being “down in the holler,” they’re definitely from West Virginia. And don’t even try to ask what exactly a “holler” is—if they say it, you’re expected to understand it’s just a small valley between two mountains, and it’s their entire world.
They Know Every Shortcut in the Mountains—But They Won’t Tell You Unless You’re Ready for an Adventure.
If you ask for directions, a West Virginian will give you the quickest route—through winding mountain roads that you’ll swear could only exist in a video game. They’ll know every twist and turn and probably suggest taking “that one road” that cuts through the trees. Don’t worry—just follow the local; they’ll get you there, even if it feels like you’re lost.
They’ve Got a Car Stash of ‘Essentials’—Mostly Snacks and a Spare Jacket.
West Virginians are masters of preparedness. Their car is stocked with everything they might need—snacks, water, a jacket just in case the weather turns, and sometimes even a fishing rod. Don’t be surprised if you’re offered a granola bar or a Mountain Dew on a short trip; they’re always ready for whatever comes their way.
They’ll Take You to the Best Hole in the Wall for BBQ or Local Food—And You’ll Be Shocked by How Good It Is.
A true West Virginian knows exactly where to go for a secret, mouthwatering BBQ spot or a roadside diner that serves food so good you’ll wonder why you’ve never been there. You’ll probably be offered some local specialties—think cornbread, country ham, or a slice of pie that’ll make your taste buds sing.
They’ll Laugh at the Idea of ‘Flat’ Land.
If you say something’s “flat,” a West Virginian will laugh and give you a look of confusion. They’ll explain that flat land is something for people who don’t live in the Appalachian Mountains. Expect a story about how every part of the state has some kind of elevation, and how they wouldn’t have it any other way.
They Can Tell You Every Local Legend and Ghost Story.
Every mountain town has its own ghost stories, legends, and folklore, and a West Virginian will know them all. Ask about local history, and be prepared for a hauntingly fun tale about something or someone from the past. Whether it’s a haunted mansion or the legend of the Mothman, they’ll share it with the kind of enthusiasm you’d expect from someone who’s heard these stories for generations.
They Don’t ‘Drive Through’ West Virginia—They Live It.
If you’re just passing through, don’t expect a West Virginian to think of the state as a “stop on the way” to somewhere else. To them, it’s not a highway pit stop; it’s home, and you’re expected to appreciate every inch of it. From the rolling hills to the tiny towns, they’ll tell you everything they love about the place—and won’t let you forget it.
They Love Their Festivals—and Will Tell You About Them All Year Long.
West Virginia locals are proud of their festivals. Whether it’s the West Virginia State Fair, a local bluegrass festival, or a coal miner’s celebration, they’ll always be talking about the next one. If you don’t know about the festival coming up this weekend, don’t worry—there’s a local who’s been trying to get you to go for months.
So there you have it! With these 10 signs, you’ll spot a true West Virginian faster than you can say “Take me home, country roads.” And remember, they’re some of the friendliest folks you’ll ever meet—just don’t call it “flat” land, and be sure to ask about the best fishing hole while you’re here!
