Massachusetts—where history meets hipsters, and sports reign supreme. Whether you’re from Boston, the Cape, or the Berkshires, if you check off most of these signs, you’re undoubtedly a true Bay Stater. Let’s see how many of these sound like you!
You’ve been asked, “So, are you from Boston?”—and you’ve immediately corrected them.
You know that not everyone in Massachusetts lives in Boston (though it feels like it). Whether you’re from Worcester, the Cape, or somewhere else in the state, you’ve had to remind people that Massachusetts is more than just Boston, and you take great pride in your hometown.
You’ve defended New England clam chowder—and you’ve done it with passion.
You know that clam chowder isn’t just any soup—it’s the iconic New England dish. You’ve likely had heated discussions about the proper ingredients (cream, not tomatoes!) and where to find the best version, all while eating a bowl of it yourself.
You know the difference between “pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd” and how it actually sounds when you say it.
You’ve heard the Boston accent made fun of, but deep down, you know it’s part of the charm. Whether you use it on purpose or accidentally slip into it, you can’t deny that you’ve “pahked the cah” at some point.
You’ve celebrated Patriots Day like it’s a state holiday—and for good reason.
Patriots Day is more than just a day for the marathon; it’s a day to celebrate history, pride, and the spirit of Massachusetts. You’ve cheered at the Boston Marathon or taken part in the celebrations, proud of the historical significance of the day.
You’ve argued about which is better: the Red Sox or the Yankees—and you know you’re right.
The Red Sox are the team in Massachusetts, and you’ve probably had your fair share of passionate debates with Yankees fans. You’ve experienced the highs and lows of the rivalry, and you know there’s no team quite like the Sox.
You’ve gone “wicked” a little overboard.
“Wicked good,” “wicked awesome,” “wicked pissah”—you know that the word “wicked” is more than just a description, it’s a way of life. You’ve definitely used it to describe everything from a great meal to your favorite Red Sox player’s performance.
You’ve spent a summer day on the Cape—and probably wondered if you could live there forever.
The Cape is one of Massachusetts’ finest treasures. You’ve soaked up the sun, walked along the beach, and eaten your weight in lobster rolls. And you’ve probably had one of those “I could totally live here” moments—until you remember the harsh winters.
You’ve tried to explain that “the T” isn’t just a letter—it’s your lifeline.
The “T” is Boston’s subway system, and you’ve probably relied on it more times than you’d like to admit. Whether it’s the Red Line, Blue Line, or Green Line, you know the T well enough to navigate it, grumbling about delays but still getting where you need to go.
You’ve had a Dunkin’ iced coffee no less than three times this week.
Dunkin’ is practically a religion in Massachusetts, and you’ve had your fair share of iced coffee, preferably with a donut. Whether it’s to start your day or refuel in the afternoon, Dunkin’ is always there when you need it.
You know that the “Berkshires” isn’t just a nice area—it’s where you go for a peaceful escape.
The Berkshires are your perfect escape from the city life. Whether you’re hiking, enjoying art, or just relaxing in the small towns, you’ve spent time in the region and know it’s one of the most beautiful parts of the state.
You’ve explained the concept of “Masshole” to someone—and probably proudly admitted you’re one.
Massachusetts drivers are famous for their… assertiveness. You’ve probably been called a “Masshole” at some point, but you know it’s just a stereotype. Still, deep down, you know that navigating Boston traffic builds character—and a thick skin.
You know that Boston is the only city with “history” in its blood.
Whether it’s walking the Freedom Trail or visiting Fenway Park, you know Boston is steeped in American history. You’ve stood where Paul Revere once did, and you’re always eager to share the rich history of your state with anyone who will listen.
If you’ve nodded along to most of these signs, you’re definitely a true Massachusetts native. Whether it’s the sports rivalry, the love for the Cape, or the never-ending pride in your hometown, Massachusetts is a state that sticks with you. So, next time someone asks where you’re from, throw in a “wicked good” and show them how much Massachusetts really means to you!
